When instead of taking a real shower, a person sprays deodorant all over themself in an attempt to avoid offending others with their odor.
Mike didn't have enough time to take a real shower, so he just got out a can of Axe and took a scum shower.
by teh chez burger August 24, 2009
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In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
by Jizsaw April 21, 2010
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by AmoLaxi December 27, 2008
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by J.P. Richardson February 28, 2004
Get the Shonen Knife mug.When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Get the Failure Shower mug.To spray ones self completely from head to toe in cheap, nasty, smelling deoderant instead of having a proper shower before going out on the town. These type of people tend to be tracksuit wearing, dole hoaching scumbags from the scummiest part (burnfoot) of the scummiest town (hawick)
Burnfoot Scruff - here pal av no hoached enough dole money this week to afford to run the shower so before i hit diesels am gonna need a burnfoot shower.
Pal- aye ma anaw av spent aw ma money on cheap fags and buckie so al need to borrow some o yer asda smart price deodeant anaw.
Pal- aye ma anaw av spent aw ma money on cheap fags and buckie so al need to borrow some o yer asda smart price deodeant anaw.
by the burnfit scruff June 19, 2011
Get the burnfoot shower mug.A Shonentard is a highly moronic teen or sad adult that loves and takes action shonens seriously (action shonens: anime that focus on mindless fights, lack of realism, dumb characters, and terrible everything, besides an occasionally good OST). Shonentards generally:
a). pay no mind to the fact that their show follows no logic and lacks realism,
b). act very dumb online,
c). consider seinen (seinen: opposite of shonen) that don't have lots of violence and fanservice to be boring,
d). don't like any realistic characters who lack a traumatic event from their past and are now motivated by friendship to protect the ones they love, and in turn claim realistic characters lack characterisation because of their lack of the aforementioned traits,
e). only care about their unchoreographed fights, what happens next in the senseless story, how cool a character is (character coolness to a shonentard is different from that of a normal person and usually evolves into becoming attracted to characters and mix and matching them into imagined relationships), and how good the music is, paying little to no attention to the real nuances and factors that make films entertaining,
f). buy lots of related merchandise and/or cosplay simply to boost their own fandom,
g). are easily manipulated by plot-driven shonens into thinking they're intelligent, when really they consist of lame battles of fake logic combined w/ fake emotion.
a). pay no mind to the fact that their show follows no logic and lacks realism,
b). act very dumb online,
c). consider seinen (seinen: opposite of shonen) that don't have lots of violence and fanservice to be boring,
d). don't like any realistic characters who lack a traumatic event from their past and are now motivated by friendship to protect the ones they love, and in turn claim realistic characters lack characterisation because of their lack of the aforementioned traits,
e). only care about their unchoreographed fights, what happens next in the senseless story, how cool a character is (character coolness to a shonentard is different from that of a normal person and usually evolves into becoming attracted to characters and mix and matching them into imagined relationships), and how good the music is, paying little to no attention to the real nuances and factors that make films entertaining,
f). buy lots of related merchandise and/or cosplay simply to boost their own fandom,
g). are easily manipulated by plot-driven shonens into thinking they're intelligent, when really they consist of lame battles of fake logic combined w/ fake emotion.
Various plausible shonentard conversations:
"Shonentard 1: dude did u c moribito last nite?
Tard 2: lol no try boribito"
"Tard 1: i cant wait 2 c wut hapens next on naruto
Tard 2: totaly i was so shockd when zibobo betraed the leef vilage. narutos plot twists is awesome"
"Tard 1: Bleach is geting great, Ichigo jus lerned the powerfulest attack yet, it completely destroied haf of tokyo
Tard 2: i havent watched bleach latly, i sorta like inteligent shows now like Death note, Code geass and FMA"
"Person 1: Hi, I'd like a some anime recommendations. I'm looking for something with an impressive plot, something that could make me think, some neat action (but not focused around it) and maybe some rather fancy animation or direction. Thanks.
Tard 1: most peopl say naruto but i disagree, i like bleach more"
"Shonentard 1: dude did u c moribito last nite?
Tard 2: lol no try boribito"
"Tard 1: i cant wait 2 c wut hapens next on naruto
Tard 2: totaly i was so shockd when zibobo betraed the leef vilage. narutos plot twists is awesome"
"Tard 1: Bleach is geting great, Ichigo jus lerned the powerfulest attack yet, it completely destroied haf of tokyo
Tard 2: i havent watched bleach latly, i sorta like inteligent shows now like Death note, Code geass and FMA"
"Person 1: Hi, I'd like a some anime recommendations. I'm looking for something with an impressive plot, something that could make me think, some neat action (but not focused around it) and maybe some rather fancy animation or direction. Thanks.
Tard 1: most peopl say naruto but i disagree, i like bleach more"
by donewithdumb December 15, 2010
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