Shlonged

When an asian male puts his penis in another mans butthole. When you get a shlong in the buns.

Did you hear what happened to Matt in prison, He totally got shlonged

by GorillaFighting March 2, 2014

shlong

a male penis

by Namaseit September 13, 2002

shlong

Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.

"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"

by mcskitttle323 December 28, 2005

schlongalogue

When a male or female decides it is necessary to provide a brief speech or reference to the male genitalia.

Brad provided us with a schlongalogue about the use of his Swedish made penis enlarger pump last Thursday.

by Anthony Bumbaco January 7, 2009

Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.

SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude

by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004

Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong

"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"

by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007

Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010