shit

1. poop
2. used to express shock, sadness, anger overall a great word that can be used in many different ways
Shit my grandma’s dead
I just took a big shit
Holy shit
by f*ck_b*tches_get_money February 2, 2018
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SHIT

SHIT is an acronym that stands for, "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter". It is a car-like vehicle later renamed, "SLOW", which stands for "Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger". The "SHIT", was seen in the infamous Cat in the Hat film from 2003.
Cat: Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger! Or, S. L. O. W. for short.

Sally: S. L. O. W.?

Cat: Yeah, SLOW, it's better than the last thing we had, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.

Conrad: Oh, you mean- (the SHIT)

Cat: DOH, quick to the SLOW, hahahahaha!
by Bӧг3dGüӱ December 6, 2017
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Shit

"shit" is what once was food, and now it came out of a hole in your lower back after eating so many brownies you fat shit. It is also used as an insult from time to time
by Toxifire_studios643 November 20, 2020
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Shit

1. Human Waste
2. Something a human usually says to express suprise, happiness , or anger
by Narfmonsterr January 7, 2017
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Is that shit?

The one phrase no owner wants to hear when their dog is in someones house.
Drew: so ladys this is my room.
Quanteshia:Is that shit??
Drew: *Facepalm*
by D1Z3W April 19, 2010
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shit

shit is the brown, green, or red stuff that comes out of your ass hole
joe's asshole burns because of the red shit coming out of his asshole

and in the video is your mom taking a missive green shit
by asskicker12000 March 30, 2021
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not for the shits

1: a phrase used by someone declining or calling out the bullshit they're being told,

or

2: another way to say "don't complicate something/give it to me straight"

or

3: similarly to use 2, it also could be used as a replacement for "not my problem.
example 1: DUDE DID YOU TAKE MY FUCKING WALLET?? - "dude im not for the shits, go harass someone else"

example 2: I like this girl but she likes this other guy and now this other girls flirting with me, what do I do? "fuck that, i'm not for the shits, figure it out on your own"

example 3: okkk so idk if I like u or not but I might like u but IDKKKK. "im not for the shits, youve been unsure for 3 days, ive been patient long enough"
by akuralis August 1, 2023
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