shalank

Verb; to smack repeatedly with a shovel; most commenly to the face.

I just shalanked that nigga' bob.

by Pimp Masta P March 9, 2004

Shayla

Usually Shaylas are BADASSES, and are the funniest human beings you will ever meet. No joke. These people are absolutely amazing and will love and cherrish the people they care about. THIS ONE GOES TO THE ONE SHAYLA I LOVE!! I CANT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I MISS U AND LOVE U MAN <3

“Damn I really miss Shayla.”
“Same man, she was a legend.”
“Remember when she broke that bag of cookie mix over your head?”
*a single tear falls from my eye* “Never forget man.”

by Betch666 January 13, 2019

Shaylen

A nice girl who seems innocent on the outside, but once you're alone with her, her true colors show. She's amazingly sexy and good in bed. Also loves giving head.

Guy #1: Dude, I scored with Shaylen last night!

Guy #2: Lucky!

by anonkawmaler April 16, 2017

Shayla'ed

To be Shayla’ed is the act of considering one’s self to be in a Shayla’ed state of mind. A person who is experiencing discontent, sadness, SAD, depression, a feeling of being screwed over again, heart-broken, disillusioned, lied to, disrespected and dramatized.

How are you doing?

Not very good, i am Shayla'ed today, and i no longer feel i am living.

by MadlyRad September 7, 2019

Shayla

Shaylas are really good friends to have around! They are kind,sweet,crazy. wiredo and maybe sometimes rude.If you have a friend like this Shayla get ready if you make her mad!! You never want to make her mad! Shaylas are fighters! Even if she doesn’t know how to fight she’ll find a way! Also if you let her lose there will be another fight because Shaylas can’t take defeat.Then when it comes to a crush ohhh!!! If your friends with a Shayla that has a crush DON’T PUSH IT!!! Shaylas like to keep them a secret like everything else they may not tell you.But if your best of friends then she has nothing to hide!!But not always, you have to watch her sometimes they always have some secrets to hide.They’ll lock them inside for years,even in the darkest times I’ll still be sitting in head locked in.If they look like there thinking then they about the past ,or she might be thinking about giving up things for people to make her last!

1)Shayla:I’ll find someone else someday she can have him/her...
2)Shayla:hhrrrr you won this time but I’ll be back!
*next day*
Shayla:Attack!!!(tackles persontk the ground)

by UwUmehissomeone December 23, 2019

Shalani

A person that doesn’t remember paragraphs she writes to her gf that comes off as indecisive

Aaaaaaaaahhh.......it’s shalani

by lynnaaaaaa.... November 18, 2020

Shayan

That one smart math dude that drinks alcohol alone in the afternoon. He loves to penetrate cats and has a really nice fluffy beard that makes him look like a terrorist. He enjoys playing the clarinet and loves to put it up his ass to give it some flavor when playing it. He loves his math teachers and stays after school to "have fun" with them. He is also know as Genghis, King of Mathematics and Cats.

Shayan , how do you solve this equation? Pls daddy, I need help in math!

by Mr. PP July 11, 2021