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Cunt Shampoo

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...
by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022
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Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.
Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out
by sid6969 October 27, 2021
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Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life
Omg jess your have you been shampooed
by J2hundred July 14, 2021
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White Shampoo

Typically when a guy nuts on video and posts it on TikTok for everybody to see.
I can’t find white shampoo on TikTok” I said until my friend shared a video to me.
by Colorado Campfirer June 23, 2025
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3 in 1 shampoo

A winning analogy for understanding the Trinity doctrine within Christianity
“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025
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Tuna Shampoo

A medieval form of torture commonly favoured in the Roman times which combines briny tuna chunks with Radox Coral Reef. When added to the prisoners hair it would make them instantly undesirable to any potential sexual conquests
Morgan is a cunt and shall now receive Tuna Shampoo
by Bent Galaxy November 23, 2021
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