Chugging a gallon of gorilla seman

a little boy falling into a gorilla pen and the guards not shooting the gorilla and wait to see what happens

it’s a gorilla , it’s a boy and it about to chugging a gallon of gorilla seman

by Dhrjsncr October 31, 2018

Semantigans

A conjunction of Semantics and Shenanigans, used to describe the general trend of arguments that arise on message boards of all kinds. Semantics, which is arguing about the way someone said something and Shenanigans which is the lunacy that follows.

person 1: Wow, you say your inspired by Mr. Rogers and Jason Vorhees
person 2: Yeah person 1, the people I chose as people who inspire me, yup that's a JOKE. If you took it as serious you need help.
person 1: Semantigans

by j0hnZ July 28, 2011

Seman slap

When you masturbate and blow your load on your hand and slap the that bitch next to you with the same hand getting it all over her face.

After having a one night stand with some dirty butt. I seman slapped her the next morning to show her who the boss was.

by Dr. Funkdaddyfunk August 7, 2012

seman seeds

The two things that dangle in a sack below a man's stomach. Otherwise know as Testicular Orbs.

That man has huge seman seeds.

by Mborder2319 May 12, 2017

Semaj

Australian urban slang substitute for "fuck". Used as a profanity when fuck has been hackneyed or is simply too cliche.

Sam: It's only a fucking matter of fucking time before fuck is fucking general vocabulary.
Bob: For fucking sure.
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Sam: It's only a semajing matter of semajing time before fuck is semajing general vocabulary.
Bob: For semajing sure.

Bob: For semaj sake!

by Tom Rimas January 13, 2007

seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

Semaj

She’s pretty and a lot of people know her, and love her very much but when you piss her off she’ll give you the silent treatment. Period

Ohh ... Semaj I know her she’s pretty cool

by Na’La October 21, 2019