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shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.
dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.
by natas666 October 11, 2006
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shitting lipids

What happens when one person eats over 200% of their Daily Recommended Value of saturated fat. Also can be used to describe imminent failure, or fucking up bad.
Casey was shitting lipids after eating an entire pint of Haagen Dazs.

"I'm just shitting lipids over that DSP exam," proclaimed Casey, as he knew that his grades would plummet him into disaster.
by Zorba November 13, 2003
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shitting fuck

coined long ago for reason unbenownst to god fearing renaissance men, shitting fuck is not only a sexual act involving feces. it is employed it situations of extreme gravitas, and is commonly found to be the most hilarious explicative amongst people from india.
(to deaf kid): shitting fuck!(while waving)
deaf kid: oh hello!

god:oh no, i was just hate fucking my girlfriend and she had an asthma attack, shitting fuck!
by eeyun June 16, 2008
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Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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Scringing

Music (although it may not sound like it!) resulting from the combination of singing and screaming at the same time.
"Sure, you can change the radio, sweetie, as long as you don't turn on anything involving SCRINGING...you know I just can't tolerate it!"
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Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.
Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!
by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009
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Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.
by Poo-hater February 4, 2010
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