hops-scotch

A moderately-active jumping-type game that people play while imbibing beer and whiskey.

I tried playing hops-scotch with my drinking-buddies, but I was already so tipsy that I kept falling over and thus getting eliminated from the game.

by QuacksO May 9, 2019

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

When a girl sits on your d!©k and bounces up and down

We should play Hoppity-Scotch

by TinyNipp July 9, 2021

When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.

I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.

by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018

A word referring to the penis of any person from the British Isles from anywhere other than Scotland.

Have you seen that Welsh man's Scotch Hotdog? It's at least a furlong.

by NoxMelo November 13, 2021