Scooter Fag

A scooter rider that's annoying and most of the time from primary school. (1st to 9th grade.(If you're in 9th grade and still ride a scooter, please contact your local therapist.))
Things that scooter fags do include:
-Snake people.
-Break their/other people's ankles.
-Get mad when someone calls a scooter "just a children's toy" or "not a sport".
-Only do barspins and bunnyhops.
-Plan meetings with other scooter fags.
and
-Plague skateparks with their s̶p̶o̶r̶t̶ garbage.

Barney The Skater: "Look at Allen! Still in 7th grade and riding a scooter!"
Davey The BMX-er: "What a scooter fag!"

by alberbt July 7, 2022

Scooter Girl

A below average girl you DO NOT want to be seen with.

Matt: "Hey, I saw you with that (Scooter girl) last night.. What the hell were you doing with that?"

Friend: "Ya about that.. I knew i should of picked her up with my car, no one would of ever seen me with her!"

aka (Scooter Girl) because everyone can see.

by EnvrioLawn June 23, 2011

scooter girl

A girl that you have fun with (usually in a sexual sense) that you would never be caught with in public.

--derived from a guy riding a scooter, which is perceived as something that is very fun to ride but your friends will make fun of you when they see you!!!!

I'm gonna call my scooter girl tonight.

by indydave July 23, 2005

scooter crabs

crabs that take a bite outa your nuts then scoots back to your asshole to eat it.

man!! i just about lost my whole left nut to that saber toothed scooter crab.

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

judy scooter

noun; a women's genital

If u dont shut ur biscuit eater then i will mollywhop ur judy scooter!!!!

by check 25 October 27, 2008

the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys

robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd

by robw91 October 21, 2007

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009