skitso

Adjective. A term often used to describe someone who does things out of the ordinary. Is often used on a daily basis during a conversation to describe anything shocking or tight.

Chris was lookin skitso playing 1st base.

by C. Javier August 24, 2006

Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.

"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."

by Elipsis July 6, 2005

scissorgasm

(noun) an orgasm one has whilst scissoring

a portmanteau of "scissor" and "orgasm"

Lezbo 1(in the midst of scissoring): Holy shit, i love the way your clit rubs against my meat pocket!

Lezbo 2: Mmm, fuck yeah! Keep it up for me babe, Im close to having a scissorgasm.

Lezbo 1 (as she scissorasms): AHHHH!!! Fucking A, it feels so good!

14 Year Old Asian Boy: FAP FAP FAP!!!1!

by The Fap Master March 19, 2009

Scissor Blast

The act of colliding female genitalia together with extreme force. Similar in speed to finger blasting, yet executed with full bodies.

Nah uh! Look at that bro, those two chicks are scissor blasting each other!

by xEarlx August 3, 2012

scissor fight

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"

I got deaf from the scissor fight show

by alex June 4, 2004

safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006

skitsofranic

Someone or something having multiple personalitys.

My son is a skitsofranice,he is a security officer one day,the next he is a eurotic dancer.

by Deleo May 30, 2006