I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Scissorsmug. by Pears February 5, 2015
Get the crusty scissorsmug. A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 22, 2014
Get the turd-scissorsmug. by Idoesthedo January 26, 2016
Get the Scissor eyesmug. A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.
Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.
by hubbles lake March 20, 2020
Get the scissor of lesbiansmug. by BabysLastBreath September 23, 2012
Get the scissor shackmug. When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.
by Techno God December 18, 2021
Get the Scissor Dickmug.