shnitzel

1. when spelled like SCHNITZEL, it is a german sausage.
2. when spelled SHNITZEL, it is a Czech republican dish
3. The internet avatar name of teh 1337est mofo around. awww j'yeh..

dude did she just eat your schnitzel?
dude, did you just eat her shnitzel?
dude, did you just get owned by shnitzel?

by Shnitzel May 4, 2003

shnitzel

a german penis

bro hitler has a small shnitzel

by jerek shrek May 24, 2020

Schnitzer

Client who has a well intended somewhat understandable request that results in a mountain of paperwork.

We're going to add 2000 underprivileged youth to the event but it's going to require our team working all weekend to get the paperwork pushed through in time because the boss already said yes to the Schnitzer.

by WorkerBee2001 March 20, 2022

bar schnitzle

Bar schnitzle is the area surrounding the male genitals.

I hope my girl gets introduced to bar schnitzle tonight, daddy's gotta get laid.

by Spicynuggets February 7, 2014

Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

Viener schnittzel

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020

Schitsel

I chisel used to hammer shit out of a constipated ass.

Can someone bring me the hammer and schitsel, I need to hammer this turd out of me?

by Big Daddy Mojo February 13, 2018