sheef

When one shits at the same time as ripping a queef.

Fuck man, Rachel just sheefed all over Brad's carpet.

by semi-imbalanced triumphant May 20, 2005

screef

Derogatory term that is slightly higher in magnitude than douche bag.

Verb-Dude I just screefed in my pants.
Adjective-Your such a screef face get a life.
Noun-Man you are such a fuckin screef.

by Leeth June 30, 2006

Sneef

The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.

I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.

by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015

Seef

1. An abbreviation of Josephus (Josephus Flavius Jewish historian and mathematician, born AD 37)

2. All round clever person

3. A real bro - see Brosephus

Wow - how did he know that? He is a real Seef!

Well, he is no Einstein but he is a real Seef

Dude, relax, you can depend on him - he is a real Seef

by Sergeant Asparagus February 3, 2010

skeef

To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.

A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"

by Anna May 13, 2005

sweef

The name for the pungent smell that comes out of a fan cooled network switch when you haven't turned it on for a while. Created from a portmanteau of the words "switch" and "queef".

Man, I nearly doubled over from that sweef Will hit me with when he turned on that old switch next to my desk.

by pappalink January 15, 2016

Sceen Kid

happy emo

all listners of green day between the ages of 12 and 15 are all sceen kids

you r a sceen kid if you have emo hair and are happy

these sceen kids are emos who dont self harm or emos that laugh

by vjqbvrb1vj April 11, 2009