scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.

'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'

by Seth is a geek but we love him April 18, 2005

Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.

Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009

scratch your neck

This term dates back to the early 80's. The original phrase was "scratch your neck".
Etymology: a common practice among sophisticated women after being proven wrong is to scratch their necks, while looking off or away. This action is rarely done by arrogant people when proven wrong. Because of that, This phrase is used to let them know what they need to do, since they are wrong.

Person 1: I use Vit B for my skin to make it soft.
Perosn 2: For soft skin you should try Vit E.
Person 1: Vit B is the oil I need for good skin THANK YOU
Person 2: WRONG, Vit B is water-soluble therefor not an oil, Vit E is an oil.
Person 1: Really!
Person 2: Yea, Really. Scratch your neck!(or scratch your dirty neck)

by Lancerlot G-Mo January 7, 2007

scratchback

illegal immigrant who can't swim and has to crawl under the border fence

Keep and eye out for the scratchbacks!

by Dr. Wing January 15, 2005

Scratch Hole

When a middle age'd woman scratches at her twat so much that a small see-through hole develops in her panties.

I was looking through my mom's drawers for some ends and I found her stash of Scratch Hole panties.

by Robert G April 14, 2005

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009

scatwhore

a promiscuous gal who enjoys the sexual accompaniment of fecal matter.

your girlfriend likes for you to poo on her face or chest, even her legs at some point during sexual intercourse. behind both your backs, others in your circle call her a 'scatwhore'.

by soapbucket May 4, 2004