Jesus Strap

The handle in the car/suv/vehicle near or around the doors. Grabbed when taking a fast corner or a fast stop.

It was only when we started driving, that I noticed, the car has no Jesus Straps. "We're screwed" I thought.

by Psuedo-San August 19, 2008

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2012

snatch strap

Another name for thong, the piece that goes between the legs covering the snatch

I love it when a girl wears a see through snatch strap!

by [eXo5] May 7, 2007

strap head

When a person straps a dildo to their head and fucks someone with it, pretty much headbutting the other person.

My cooch hurts so much from Alex's strap head.

by F-BOMBheart March 30, 2011

Straponed

Being anally penetrated with a strap-on by your nazi-lesbian of a teacher for the smallest of mistakes.

Ms. Furious brutally straponed me because I was 3 words under the minimum count.

by Ub3rGruB August 16, 2012

strapless bra

A horrible invention that possesses the power to turn any set of perfect perky boobs into saggy grandma boobs.

Darrell: "I can"t wait for you to see this girl Rhonda.. I mean her BOOBS are on fleek."
*Rhonda walks in wearing a strapless bra*
Darrell: "never mind."

by yourman82 November 16, 2015

satyaprakassh

SatyaPrakassh is a very kind hearted, jovial, friendly,calm going person from Konaseema region in East Godavari district of AP,India.

He is famous for promoting Konaseema in Twitter.

You are from Konaseema, right?
So,do you know SatyaPrakassh?

by chiiti June 19, 2018