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Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.
Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.
by landgrabber November 6, 2020
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Russian Sasquatch

The Russian Sasquatch is the act of when I man shoves his hairy foot up a woman’s anus and her vagina at the same time, causing her to scream uncontrollably and have her knocked unconscious from the pain
Boy :Last night I gave my sister a Russian Sasquatch, her asshole was torn inside out.....her vagina was turned into a faucet

Girl : I’m next up for that shit nigga
by Sexual Alien May 9, 2018
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Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.
Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !
by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021
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Sasquatch

1) A large, bi-pedal, ape-like creature that has eluded delusionals for decades.
2) A term used for something unfindable.
1) I think I saw one of them sasquatches out in the woods!
2) Benjamin tried to find his car keys, but eventually he had to give up and declare them "sasquatch".
by Professor Ross E. Frop February 5, 2013
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Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."
"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."
by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022
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Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco
Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
by Benji5150 March 22, 2009
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Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy
Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit
by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024
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