Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision

She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!

by Dan XL July 18, 2012

Sasquatch

cutie patootie

jen is such a sasquatch

by tinyevilhag May 6, 2022

Sasquatch Apparel

Steezin' Clothing.

myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco

Is that Sasquatch Apparel?

Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.

by Benji5150 March 22, 2009

Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy

Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit

by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024

Mini Sasquatch

When your dick and balls are hairy and you draw a face on them. Aka- Cris's dick

Ewwww you own a mini Sasquatch. Big larry is way better. get a larry.

by Broken Tri-pod December 9, 2019

sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.

We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.

by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018