sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 11, 2013

Sasquatching

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.

We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.

by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018

sasquatch

It's just fucken sasquatch mate like sassy the sasquatch. just hairy and smokes weed mate.

Donny: what is a sasquatch
Sassy: whatareyoutalkinabout

by what are you talkin about April 4, 2024

Sasquatch sit

When someone awkwardly sits right beside your head while your laying on the couch.

Jake: I'm just gunna sit right here.
Jesse: Of all the spots to sit, you sit beside my head. Way to Sasquatch sit me dude.

by Chug373 January 4, 2014

sasquatch

group of people who can drink 1 llitre of water in 30 seconds

Sasquatch is defiantly not a cult and u wont die

by xXjerryXxYT March 23, 2020

sasquatch

A term used to refer to a person of large stature, extremely large hands and feet, and an excessive amount of hair.

Christine is a sasquatch!

by micibus maximus May 21, 2010

Pink Sasquatch

A Canadian handmade ceramic bong company that incorporated their name before looking it up on Urban Dictionary.

Pink Sasquatch's new bong is ribbed for your pleasure.

by PinkSasquatch January 5, 2022