Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

sasquatch snatch

noun - When her vagina looks like Cousin It.

guy one "Dude. That chick is so fucking hot! I'd tap that."

guy two "Man, she may have a rockin' bod and alot of sex appeal, but she's got that sasquatch snatch!"

guy one "Shit!!!"

by TheCheesecakeGuru June 14, 2012

sasquatch

a hairy kid who has not even gone through puberty, and my sometimes be a girl

meagan was such a sasquatch in fourth grade

that fourth grader has hairy arms

those arms are hairier than mine

by bradey, thats right garret March 3, 2009

Sasquatch

A female that hits on another girl's man

"That sasquatch better check herself before I beat her ass"

"She hit on my man; she's such a fucking sasquatch"

by Conservative Dancer September 24, 2011

Sasquatch's Dick

A big hairy stick longer than a giraffe's neck

Pretty sure Nicki Minaj has a Sasquatch's Dick

by SnappyPolarBear May 7, 2014

Sasquatching

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.

Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.

by landgrabber November 6, 2020

Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.

Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.

by alviere February 4, 2017