Sergeant Sarcasm 

For when somebody says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious" you say, "Your welcome Sergeant Sarcasm". Basically the the comeback for Captain Obvious.

You Say: "The grass is green."
They Say: "Thanks, Captain Obvious."
You Say: "Your welcome, Sergeant Sarcasm

Sergeant Sarcasm by Mr Stan August 8, 2010

cyber-sarcasm 

ineffective use of sarcastic remarks sent via instant message or text

joe3434:hey i found 20 bucks today
frank1212:oh ya? how was that?
joe3434:terrible
frank1212:really?why?
joe3434:it wasnt...i was using cyber-sarcasm

cyber-sarcasm by T O double D April 24, 2008

carried sarcasm

sarcasm that is played out longer than one witty remark and the person being sarcastic never confesses that he was being sarcastic; undying sarcasm

Jenny: How was the smoothie?
Salman: It was Amazing! You are a smoothie genius.
Jenny: Really?
Salman: Yeah! I just love the fact that it was warm and that you used raw fruits instead of ripe fruits. And adding salt was the greatest idea ever. Splendid!
Jenny: I'm glad you like it.
Salman: I freaking LOVE IT! I love salt in my smoothies.
Jenny: I honestly did not think that it was that good.
Salman: Oh trust me friend it was Genius.
{this is carried sarcasm because the smoothie was obviously terrible}

carried sarcasm by Sally Vally May 27, 2011

Romantic sarcasm 

When a person (usually a love interest) expresses affection sarcastically.

Romantic sarcasm in old couples:

Boy: Do you love me??
Girl: No :o

Romantic sarcasm by Peony Seaslug December 17, 2016

text sarcasm 

When someone doesn't specifically say they're being sarcastic, or use the **rolls eyes** joke while texting.

"Smooth lines there, no wonder the ladies flock."
"Was that text sarcasm?

"It's so hard to tell when people are being sarcastic in texts, you can't even see what they're actually doing!"

"Yeah, Darn Text Sarcasm."

text sarcasm by Ivonna Suckadick July 7, 2009

Double Sarcasm 

Almost like the truth, but when you speak double sarcastically, the person you are referring to assumes you are kidding because you tell the truth with a sarcastic tone.

Playing basketball, your teammate misses shots repeatedly.

"Wow, you're horrible."

The teammate then picks up the sarcasm and assumes they are the opposite, yet they know they are failing. Confusion sets in, and Double Sarcasm strikes again.

Double Sarcasm by pG aNcient April 22, 2009

road sarcasm 

The less intense and more condescending version of the well-known road rage.

Driver: "I think that maybe, you should tailgate me a little bit closer. You are totally my goddamn favorite person right now."
Passenger: "Wow Karen, road sarcasm much?"

road sarcasm by gurgle69420666 October 1, 2013