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Get the Samantha Mason mug.Samantha Maxis is a primary character in Call of Duty: Zombies. First featured in COD WAW, she is the original controller of the zombies and the main antagonist Ultimus combats in the story. She is alsothe daughter of Dr. Ludvig Maxis, the one who created the first zombie.
Originally Samantha was a normal girl until she was placed inside a pyramid that gave her control over the zombies. Then she went insane when her dad killed himself and swore to get revenge against Richtofen and any associating with him. In Moon, she swaps bodies with Richtofen and blows up the earth. Long story short, Samantha helps destroy the multiverse and now in Cold War, she continues to help contain zombie outbreaks across the world.
Samantha has like a sponge has a sweet soft side and a hostile one. She likes teddy bears, hates Richtofen, and loves to play games. She normally has a German accent but gains an American one when super mellow. Her favorite drink is Deadshot Daquiri and is a tad deviant at times (being omni-seeing will do that to you). Just to keep in mind if you ever want to be friends with her, don’t kill her father or she WILL kill you and destroy you.
Quotes said by her:
“Fetch me their souls!”
“Samantha’s been a naughty little girl.”
“I want to play a game; let’s play hide and seek.”
“Let’s play the game where I cut them.”
“Oooh strawberry! And something a little like spleens.”
“Start over! Do not fail me again.”
Originally Samantha was a normal girl until she was placed inside a pyramid that gave her control over the zombies. Then she went insane when her dad killed himself and swore to get revenge against Richtofen and any associating with him. In Moon, she swaps bodies with Richtofen and blows up the earth. Long story short, Samantha helps destroy the multiverse and now in Cold War, she continues to help contain zombie outbreaks across the world.
Samantha has like a sponge has a sweet soft side and a hostile one. She likes teddy bears, hates Richtofen, and loves to play games. She normally has a German accent but gains an American one when super mellow. Her favorite drink is Deadshot Daquiri and is a tad deviant at times (being omni-seeing will do that to you). Just to keep in mind if you ever want to be friends with her, don’t kill her father or she WILL kill you and destroy you.
Quotes said by her:
“Fetch me their souls!”
“Samantha’s been a naughty little girl.”
“I want to play a game; let’s play hide and seek.”
“Let’s play the game where I cut them.”
“Oooh strawberry! And something a little like spleens.”
“Start over! Do not fail me again.”
Example 1: “Samantha Maxis sounds so cool when she says “fetch me their souls!”
Example 2: “Samantha Maxis really has a thing for teddy bears, sweet things, and spleens doesn’t she.”
Example 3: “I hope we be able to play as Samantha Maxis in Cold War.”
Example 2: “Samantha Maxis really has a thing for teddy bears, sweet things, and spleens doesn’t she.”
Example 3: “I hope we be able to play as Samantha Maxis in Cold War.”
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