Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

syphoning gas

An act performed with an Okie credit card.

Bubba was busy syphoning gas with his Okie credit card.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

Symphönic Arch

Symphönic Arch is a Metal band from Manchester. Other Genres of the band are Rock, Gothic Rock and Heavy Metal.
Band members include Dominic Hunt, Tom Robinson, James Fielder, Ashley Bennet. The band have performed alot of times in venues around Britain and will be planning to do a tour of Europe. The band have released albums like Love Is Only A Key To Death and Metal For A Living.

Wow Symphönic Arch was one of the best bands i have seen!

by Dominic Hunt January 2, 2006

syphigonorrherpelaids

An infectous, incurable sextually transmitted disease. Symptoms include: rash, painful itching/burning, a chartreuse colored discharge, blisters/boils, poor/blurred vision, fatigue, nausea, and mouth, genital and/or anal sores.

The prostitue acquired syphigonorrherpelaids after sleeping with 10 men in one night.

by SarahSmith February 7, 2006

syphilis maximus

Greek: One who was the originator of the venerial diseases Syphilis

Previously thought to have mutated from the Treponema pallidum bactirium it has recently been uncovered that Syphilis saw its genesis in the anius of John Tomlinson after ass to ass homosexual contact with a one night stand he picked up from Legends gay club Raleigh NC, therefore John IS "Syphilis Maximus"

by JDMerk September 28, 2006

hepatitis syphillaids

The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party.

Brian gave Matt hepatitis syphillaids when analy abusing him.

by Robby/God April 19, 2006