Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 03, 2020

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck November 17, 2017

Swiss saucepan

When a group of 9 people stand in a circle and cum on a person who is crouched

Yo dude you gotta watch this porn it has a Swiss saucepan at the end.

by Swiss saucepan March 11, 2019

Swiss Rolled

The act of ejaculating into someone’s belonging and rolling it afterwards. Mostly used as a vengeance after a breakup

She cheated on me and she left her sleeping bag at my place. I swiss rolled it before she picked it up

by PocketLewis March 24, 2021

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 06, 2007

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 01, 2007

Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.

EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.

by mattdude255 February 22, 2016