Swiss Sex

When you have sex in a position where you form a cross with your bodies, while your genitals touch.

"Hey babe, wanna have some swiss sex?"

by TreasonSeason November 26, 2020

Swiss navy

1. marine division of the Army of Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra (Switzerland in english)
2. a lubricant manufacturer

Disambiguation for dummies: Switzerland is a mountaineous country isolated from the sea. Nevertheless, they want their army to be swiss perfect so they have a navy as well

I wanted to buy an airplane carrier to have a family boat cruise across the Pacific so I took my phone to ring up [phone] which is the contact number for the Swiss Navy because all Swiss made products are ever-lasting but on the line there was a sales agent who tried to sell me a bottle of lube instead

by th.unda August 3, 2020

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

Swiss cheesehead

A fan of MDMA.

Guy1-Eric tried MDMA and became a Swiss cheesehead.

Guy 2- Yea I heard about him.
Guy 1- Eric's not from Beantown is he?

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2017

swiss roll

sticking ur dick up a girlassthen blowing ur load
when u take it out it will look like a swiss roll brown on the side white in the middle

girl: keep doing me
guy: ok but i have to giev u a swiss roll
girl:make it quick
guy: ok

by richard finkler May 21, 2007

Swiss Oven

This is a modified Dutch Oven. This occurs when one takes a shit under the covers as opposed to farting. The rest of the procedure is as in the original Dutch Oven.

Joan of Ark (calls on telephone): Is Beatrice there?
Jeb: Nope she's still taking a shower after I gave her a wicked Swiss Oven.

by The Condor November 20, 2007

swiss cake

a cake made entirely of Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls.

"dude, what's that?"
"it's a swiss cake, doofus."

by viva la j.a.f. December 9, 2007