Stoner 

Someone who like to consume large amounts of cannabis, hashish and any variant of the Cannabaceae plants. Stoners often rather smoke 'weed' and use the medicinal plant for their recreational purposes than to exercise another hobby. Stoners are generally friendly people that do not force the act of smoking upon others. Stoners also often have an open mindset on life.

"She's a stoner!"

Stoner by xahdudex September 2, 2013

stoner 

n. short for standby boner. A boner held in reserve until a certain action or event takes place.

As Brian was making out with the girl from the bar, Spooky lied at the foot of the bed with a stoner, hoping to get in on the action.

stoner by Soss Man April 2, 2008

Stoner 

A term used to describe a user of drugs (especially cannabis).

Sometimes the term is linked to other unorthodox behaviors only slightly related to drugs.

Sometimes it is associated with the sixties generation.

He's only poor because he's such a stoner.

Dude, you look like such a stoner.

Yes, his mom is still a stoner.

Stoner by ehWhateverYouSay December 5, 2009

stoner 

it describes a group of people that hae a high tolerence of thc which is found in cannibis

everyboby calls me stoner cuz i smoke alot

stoner by the one and only stoner 420 69 February 7, 2010

Stoner 

A person whose way of life is based around being and getting stoned. To be a TRUE stoner you must:

1) Smoke everyday
2) Know the simple processes of smoking: how to roll; use a carb; use a slider; not torch the bowl; etc
3) Not be a scavenger. Either you buy your own weed or you only get a hit unless offered. You NEVER ask for a hit, unless the other person is a good friend and smoking partner
4) Be willing smoke shitty weed, resin hit a bowl, tear apart roaches, and empty out the kief box before going a day with no THC at all

Examples of stoner: Bob Marley, Cheech and Chong, Slater from Dazed and Confused, Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Stoner by weedFORthePEOPLE December 5, 2011

stoner 

Is a bad ass mother fucker. Just likes to have a good time. Talks slowly because mouth sticks together (cottonmouth). Forgets..everything. Usually is broke, because all of their money is spent on pot, or gas (bakerouting). Often avoides social gatherings to get high with other stoners. Rambles to oneself. Non-stoners don't understand the high mumbles or thoughts. People hate on stoners, but they're good people.

Did you see those girls eyes? What a stoner.
What was she talking about? Must be a stoner.
I wanna be a stoner, they're awesome.

stoner by main boss March 20, 2011

stoner 

an inbred guy that lives in mildura most of his life and likes farmin'. Milf hunter

hey greg see that guy over there, he looks inbred

yer thats stoner mate, he is inbred mate

yer fort so mate, lets go do some farmin'

stoner by steven gregory October 5, 2006