bitches give me stitches

A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".

Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches

by SpizyFishtTacoz December 10, 2013

In great stitches

When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke

She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010

Butterfly Stitch

You got an ear surgery? Well get butterfly stitchez! Dey god for ear problem

Ear Stich?
Yeah! Its a Butterfly Stitch

by HailoMB February 1, 2022

Stahl Stitch

The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.

After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.

by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025

Stitch

A small fortune.

Just flipped this pack and made a stitch.

by Creatvr May 23, 2020

side stitch

When fat people run their side, Normally in the ribcage area is in the most extreme pain anyone has ever felt. Some would say worse than pregnancy.

Gurtrude: I have a side stitch.
John: Fat ass

by Dingleberry Cutter May 21, 2024