museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
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stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 28, 2017
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stiff Rickys

“Whether you call them trains, choo-choos, snake monsters, stiff Rickys, ground yachts, or chugga chuggas, these traveling death traps indeed touch all of our lives.”
by bing bing bong rabo April 09, 2021
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Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.
by Daddy time April 01, 2021
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stiff larry

"damn man do u have a stiff larry??? thats embarrasin we're in public man!"
by derp321123 February 10, 2014
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stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.
Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?
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stiff-leggin'

Is interchangeable with fail or boner. Based off the idiot who jumped out of the ski lift in Frozen and snapped both his legs from stiff-legging it. Who later was eaten by wolves.
I'm stiff-leggin' right now.
(I have a boner)

I stiff-legged the test this morning.
(I failed the test)
by david the ginger October 10, 2010
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