Yummy Spooge Volcano

what happens to you when you mix 2 or more kinds of cereals into one bowl and eat it.

Hey Doug, i was watching a show about ostriches, and i totally released a Yummy Spooge Volcano.

by Grimmace the Herp Derp Purp June 9, 2011

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach

Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.

by Steve February 13, 2004

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018

Spooge Tank

A slut who huffs so much genitalia they end up full to their eyelids.

Dude! Stay away from that Spooge Tank! She’s got like 5 septillion chromosomes in there!

by Harpoon#1 March 15, 2021

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge Skimmer

A safety device that is used after spooging in hot-tub, pool, etc., and the spooger has the skimmer to get rid of the evidence prior to another using the water works.

Dan knew he was in trouble when he couldn’t locate a spooge skimmer.

by Kid Blue April 3, 2023