splooge cup

Another name for the reservoir on the end of a condom.

Blair's hoodie is so small it faintly resembles a splooge cup.

by Mike Newton March 19, 2007

splooge bitch

a girl who likes to be splooged on

she was a splooge bitch when i was done with her

by lemurjon October 23, 2008

Splooge McDuck

Sex act where you jizz/cum on a girls face and then throw loose change at her (most likely pennies).

This girl came over last night and I gave her the ol' Splooge McDuck treatment

by Big Mike K September 10, 2012

Splooge McDuck

The act of jizzing on a girl's face, followed by pelting her with loose change- consisting mostly of pennies.

"Dude, last night this chick I was with was a total bitch and wouldn't stop asking for me to buy her stuff. So after she sucked me off, I totally gave her a Splooge McDuck."

by Son of Gray September 10, 2012

booster splooge

what i call the juice franchise "booster juice"......booster splooge is the splooge of the yuppie dorks that go to that place.

booster splooge is hella expensive.

let's drink some nerd semen at booster splooge.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

splooge slap

to ejaculate in your hand and bitchslap your friend in the face as a dirty prank

person 1: "yo brah!"
person 2: "what?"
*splooge slap*
person 1: "hahaha"
person 2: "why wuld you do that!?"
*person 2 throws up*

by dragonboysuede December 3, 2010

Magjag Splooge

Term used to describe the event when a man is jacking/jerking/jagging off while viewing a dirty magazine with pornographic images such as playboy or penthouse, and the man splooges (ejaculates) all over the magazine creating a giant mess of man gravy on the magazine.

Johnny: Bro, i was totally looking at my penthouse magazine yesterday and there was this picture of this fine girl and dude i just let out my man gravy all over the magazine.

Beaver: Dude, you totally had a magjag Splooge.

by Brycer August 20, 2010