snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.

After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

snowflake chaser

A black guy who goes after white girls

Damn, I didn't know he was a snowflake chaser.

by Sssnowflake February 10, 2014

Snowflake dust

Another name for liberal tears or the complaints and silly whining of modern losers on the left

“That uneducated American is giving off snowflake dust”

by cgoat7 June 6, 2023

snowflake ❄

A person that is called "snowflake" is basically somebody that is very angry, all the time, and that gets angry very easy.

-ughh i hate school and you i hate hate hate you a lot
-oooh calm down you snowflake ❄

by 992929bdbhi?? February 23, 2021

Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)

Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?

by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020

dinosaur snowflake

Typically within an IT or systems engineering context. Noun. A one-off customization for a legacy system what is doomed to die.

"Replacing that router seems like a much better plan than propping up a unique little dinosaur snowflake with three days worth of code writing."

by a-mused November 11, 2009

Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019