smp

shitty minecraft players. Like the dsmp, they’re super toxic. No offense to the ones who just have no idea what they did and are nice about it and not all “dnf uwu”.

Yeah, that smp really sucks.

by hunnyb0nnye October 30, 2021

SMP

Sexual Market Place

People usually associate this with Minecraft sexual market places.

P1: Hey did you see that new Minecraft SMP?
P2: Yeah where that Minecraft girl shakes her ass?
P1: Yep she's hot as hell.

by ShrapneL99 September 19, 2021

smp

Short for “Suck my pussy”

Damn he could smp anytime

by kenna72572 February 1, 2018

SMP

Suck My Piano.
Many people might think this means survival multiplayer, but they are wrong. it is suck my piano

hey

hello

SMP?

ok

by matt the mf cat April 15, 2021

SMP

SMP is the quick definition for “shit my pants”. Should only be used if you got blackout drunk or you got some scat fetish or sumthin.

Man 1: Bro she sucked my dick after I SMP.

Man 2: She did WHAT?

by dickonxgamesmode June 17, 2020

SMP

SMP is a term from super smash bros melee. It's an abbreviation of Spacie main propaganda. This term describes the phenomenon of fox and falco players influencing people to believe their mains struggle, by talking about other characters being broken and their own struggling even though their own characters are the best in the game.

"people think marth is lame because of SMP"

by 20XXLombardi December 27, 2019

SMP

Means "Suck My Pussy" Almost like SMD but for girls

I don't like you
SMP!

by trvpqueentf March 5, 2015