(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.
1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.
by KTD 4L September 7, 2008
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Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011
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Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.
Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.
by Yoshinene June 25, 2009
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by DaveGT June 3, 2011
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Today I corrected my superior. It made me feel smocky.
The winner of Jeopardy last night was smocky.
The winner of Jeopardy last night was smocky.
by rottieluvr March 20, 2008
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