by Juan Domingues IV October 31, 2008
Get the Smasheee mug.The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.
This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.
Do not confuse with Gashbrown.
This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.
Do not confuse with Gashbrown.
"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"
Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"
Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"
by bacon remedy October 27, 2014
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1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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Get the A bag of smashed assholes mug.Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
by Tom A December 1, 2006
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Get the bag of smashed assholes mug.Yooo I heard you and Rachel did it.
friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's
friend: She a slut yo, she smashed the homies. She did me, Ron, Day Day, and that dude we sit next to in class. She get around like 2Pac in the 90's
by Big-Liek March 3, 2010
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