A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.
Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.
Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.
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