Alpine Skiing

A useless gravity sport whose athletes claim to train hard when in reality they do more smoking ganja and then training. The only sport where an athlete in season can smoke and drink and still do reasonable well. The sport takes skill but relatively no athleticism and could be consider a pussy sport since you either finish or you break your arm. A highly publicized sport where people go down a hill for 20 seconds and then wait in a line for the chairlift for 10 minutes.

Jimmy: Hey Earl you wanna go alpine skiing this weekend?

Earl: Fuck no mang, I ain't no pussy shit, i beez the real deal. Lets do a real sport. Like freestyle skiing.

by Charliemagnustwiceremoved May 10, 2009

Skiing

To play Magic: The Gathering with a group of friends in secret.

Austin, Casey, and Nathan went Skiing last night.

by Secret Sturmgeist December 6, 2011

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.

Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

skiir

Dutch slang for being cheap or never having any money.

Bob is so skiir! He never pays for his own beer and is always borrowing money.

by nils1433 June 6, 2016

car skiing

When a female sits between two males in a car and grabs their penises like ski poles and masturbates them.

Kristen Stewart was car skiing in that "On the Road" movie.

by teamkstew November 27, 2012

skiing

to try to get with the opposite sex, non-stop "attempts at seduction"

Dude look at that hot chick over there ! I'm going to go skiing!

by whipperdipper August 15, 2010

Skiing Bec

Batch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles

Skiing Bec sits and ski's when strokes the poles when should be working.

by Funnifkr May 5, 2022