by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
Get the Singapore Boat Jobmug. A girly form of practical pseudo-street math promoted on social platforms like TikTok and Instagram, which makes someone feel that they are getting a good deal or bargain, or that they are smartly saving rather than splurging their cash away.
“Singapore Math” is a cousin of “Girl Math.” It’s like freely or unashamedly taking home a dozen-plus sachets of sugar, salt, ketchup, and chili sauce from McDonald’s, when you’ve only ordered the cheapest set meal on offer.
by Numerati October 24, 2025
Get the Singapore Mathmug. Singapore.
- Overpopulated, but doesn't really have population issues. In fact, welcomes more people.
- Island, which sounds very meh, but guess what? It doesn't even experience much flooding
- Near the equator, sometimes can be ridiculously hot, but guess what? Covered walkways and air cons abound, and it experiences none of the natural disasters that arise from a tropical country
- PAP has ruled since the beginning of time, but guess what? It's probably the most caring government that you've heard about
- Reliant a lot on other countries, but guess what? You won't believe the number of businesses that set their roots here. And you won't have to look too far to find some good, cheap, traditional food.
- A lot of funny rules and banned stuff, but guess what? You can walk safe on the streets at night.
It's confusing (a bit).
It's hot.
It's tiny.
No natural resources.
But it's home.
And everything has pros and cons. You don't expect a perfect country. But if you think you can bear the downsides of living in this country, we will welcome you with open arms.
- Overpopulated, but doesn't really have population issues. In fact, welcomes more people.
- Island, which sounds very meh, but guess what? It doesn't even experience much flooding
- Near the equator, sometimes can be ridiculously hot, but guess what? Covered walkways and air cons abound, and it experiences none of the natural disasters that arise from a tropical country
- PAP has ruled since the beginning of time, but guess what? It's probably the most caring government that you've heard about
- Reliant a lot on other countries, but guess what? You won't believe the number of businesses that set their roots here. And you won't have to look too far to find some good, cheap, traditional food.
- A lot of funny rules and banned stuff, but guess what? You can walk safe on the streets at night.
It's confusing (a bit).
It's hot.
It's tiny.
No natural resources.
But it's home.
And everything has pros and cons. You don't expect a perfect country. But if you think you can bear the downsides of living in this country, we will welcome you with open arms.
by ET141507 June 9, 2022
Get the Singaporemug. When Bitcoin becomes not only the currency of choice among math educators and homeschoolers worldwide when ordering math books from the “fine” city online, but is also popular among an increasing number of local math authors who prefer their royalty to be paid in crypto.
The bitcoinization of Singapore math has propelled the city-state to lead the way in blockchain technology and math education, much to the envy of math educators around the globe.
by Numerati March 21, 2024
Get the The Bitcoinization of Singapore Mathmug. When both local and foreign math publishers in Singapore—with the backing of government-linked businesses or organizations, and positive feedback from thousands of homeschoolers overseas—aim to influence or impose their ways of teaching and learning elementary school math around the world—they desire to grow in power and profits to an eager global audience that is keen to emulate Singapore’s math success at home.
Just as the principles of McDonaldization has been applied to the church and religion, mathepreneurs aren’t shy to apply the grobalization of Singapore math to colonize math education around the globe.
by Numerati June 21, 2025
Get the The Grobalization of Singapore Mathmug. People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.
This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!
Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep
Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!
Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep
Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
Get the Singapore expertmug. A community to show express hate against Singapore, the incident happens, due a Singaporean Gachatuber being falsely reported in start of #AntiSingapore tags on social media since the Hamas-Israel war.
Anti-Singapore user: I HATE SINGAPORE, SINGAPORE IS FULL OF GACHATARDS AND A SUPPORTER TO ISRAEL!
Singapore Supporter: That's enough of that!
Singapore Supporter: That's enough of that!
by Heathathe Sandstorm March 23, 2025
Get the Anti-Singaporemug.