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Simon

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.
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A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
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In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement
Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976
by Simples1976 August 6, 2021
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Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry
by anonymous September 20, 2021
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a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga
simon is so sexy man
by johnshs September 28, 2021
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An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.
That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.
by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021
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Watch out, is a simon nearby!
by MueSolomon November 21, 2021
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