Scot Simonson

A kid who likes to have midgets skeet all over his face. He is Uber GAY!

Hey brandon, at least you arnt Scot Simonson.

by The Matt March 29, 2005

simmone

A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart

Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone

by Rock a dock a doodle August 25, 2016

Tom Simons

tommyinnit

"have you watched tom simons?"
"who?"
"tommyinnit"
"no."

by the giver of facts January 22, 2022

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010

simmondley

Where zack, the best mechanical rocket league player, comes from.

I'm scared to come against someone from simmondley.

by PokerGod03 March 20, 2021

simmonite

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 13, 2021