Shrek

The ultimate god. He watches over us puny mortals and cares for us. No amount of power compares to his divine force. Once beat Jesus in a fist fight and gained his power to become a god. Not even big chungus rivals his power. He can also defeat moto moto and all the normies in the world with a single verse of all star. A single GET OUT OF MY SWAMP from him can cleanse the world of all evil.

"Did you hear shrek roaring last night?" "Yeah, it was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. It made shivers of sheer joy run down my spine."

by Water_sheep November 3, 2019

Shrek

An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.

Hail Shrek!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

shrek

cool green guy with donkey friend

"Do you know that cool green guy with donkey friend?"
"Shrek?"
"yes"

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp April 28, 2020

Shrek

A very sexyogre who lives in a sexy swamp.

I watch Shrek hentai.

by ejejbwba June 8, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek has Swag

by Bully Pyrocynical November 20, 2018

Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019