shlube

the viscous dark brown liquid created when a guy has anal sex with his girlfriend and uses way too much lubricant. the combined use of too much lubricant, combined with the turbidity of having anal sex acts to churn up unpassed fecal material and blend it with lubricant, creating shlube, which has the unholy combination of being greasy and poopy.

Dude, she wanted me to use half the bottle of KY, but the last time I did that, her room smelled like shlube for a month.

by caption boy April 8, 2008

shluf

To casually walk into a room unnanounced or unexpected. verb. to shluf

Johnny shluffed into his parents' room while they were engaging in coitus

by Ryncock April 25, 2006

Shluff

To fuck.

I'm shluffin' that bitch as we speak.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Schlubby

big stanky fat ass pig of a slut

Wow does your girlfriend ever have a schlubby ass.

by Bitch&Warden April 25, 2006

Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 10, 2021

Shluff

Variation of the word "stuff"

Do you have any more of that shluff?

by Seaoyne February 12, 2009

shluf

to unexpectadly or uninvitingly walk into a room v. to shluf

Johnny shlufed into his sister's room while she was pleasuring herself with a dildo

by Ryncock15 April 29, 2006