Shat Trick

When an individual takes 3 shits in a single day. Like a hat trick, it is very difficult to achieve but very satisfying when finally done.

Steve: Yo Matt, I finally took 3 shits in one day!
Matt: HOLY S#%T that's a Shat trick!

Steve: Matt I have finally achieved a Shat Trick!
Matt: Damn, I was so close last night but couldn't push the third one out!

by KhaosKid August 30, 2011

shat up

it means shut up.mostly used by chavs

nikky:i drank 2 bottles of vodka in quarter of an hour

chav:shat up,no way

by antony davies July 07, 2005

Shat

The past tense of something that was once "the shit"

omg those flip-flops are soooo the shat!

by K-box June 12, 2005

shat

the past of shit which means to poop, crap, or take a dump

"Mrs. Blumberg shat her pants"
quote made by Chris Kennedy in gym class

by jeff o. March 28, 2005

goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.

he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.

by borWorm January 25, 2007

shat chat

noun. Snapchatting while shitting. Pretty self explanatory.

Sarah just sent me a shat chat. It was clutch.

Erika tried to shat chat but it was just shat.

by gtechgurl February 20, 2014

shat mastering

Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.

"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"

"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"

by Narwhal Rider March 03, 2009