ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008

Nunchies Crunchies

Snack-like items. Usually pronounced in a british accent.

Morgan: Would ya like some nunchies crunchies?

Misty: Oh id love some!

by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009

Scrotum Scruncher

A person who squeezes/crunch's and/or blends there nut sack or a sleeping person's Nutt Sack

That Mother Fucking Scrotum Scruncher Blended My Nutts Last Night, FUCK!

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Lil Crunchies

The tiny little bits of broken or little crunchy fries left at the bottom of the container.

You can have all the big fries but can you leave me back the lil crunchies?

by DukeNuggets June 1, 2019

Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.

Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....

by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020

munchy scrunching

A sex act whereby you place munch (food) on top of the penis and proceed to give a blow job. The scrunching is the face when the cum mixes with the much

A was with this girl last night, got some whipped cream and we was munchy scrunching

by Silverspit July 29, 2023

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023