Lord Scorpos

The Strongest and Sexiest Lord in all of Westoros.

Lord Scorpos is so strong even the White Walkers fear him.
Lord Scorpos is so sexy no Lady can resist his charm.

by DragonSoull February 4, 2018

flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"

the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."

by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009

Scorpion Punch

To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.

after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.

by travis Luce February 23, 2004

Scorpiopath

Referencing a Scorpios sociopathic behaviors.

Or referring to yourself after being seduced by a Scorpio.

She runs so hot and cold. Never know what to expect, damn scorpiopath..

He fuxked me so good last night I'm starting to turn into a scorpiopath.

by Bridgadelic August 10, 2019

Scorpius Malfoy

Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was born to Draco Malfoy and Asteria Greengrass in 2005. He entered Hogwarts in 2016, at age 11. Normally, he is paired with Rose Weasley, daughter of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. They are thought to be a modern Romeo and Juliet becuse of the fued between their fathers. Many believe that Scorpius is destined to be in Gryffindor as a testament to his father's change of heart. This would show the wizarding world that the Malfoys are a changed family. Occasionally however, he is believed to have been sorted into Slytherin and that he changes the way the house is percieved. Whether he is in Gryffindor or in Slytherin, Scorpius is believed to be best friends with Albus Severus Potter. The two appear at many of the Potter family events. One of the ways that Scorpius and Rose might have met is through Albus. The marriage of Scorpius and Rose is thought to bring a final peace to the second Wizarding War.

"Rosie" Scorpius Malfoy called "Are you ready to tell your father about me yet?"

by Rose&Scorpiusforever April 9, 2010

scorpion

A sexual act generally performed by three homosexual men. The first man is the unwitting party or "victim", the second is the man he believes will be having regular doggy style anal with him, or the "scorpion". The third man (or "scorpion tail"), known to the scorpion but unknown to the victim, grips the ass of the scorpion, upside down and facing the scorpion's back, as soon as the second man starts to fuck the first man.

Then, at a time predetermined through some sort of signal (from a code word to something as subtle as a gentle undulation of the asscheeks, perceptible only to the third man whose hands eagerly await the message), the scorpion pulls out and drops (perhaps after ejaculation, in some cases having already pulled out to ejaculate on the victim's back before dropping), and the scorpion tail's erect cock delves hungrily into the victim's ass.

In handkerchief code, or "flagging", of the gay community, this is a black and white bandana covered in scorpions that says "I LOVE SCORPION" on it, left side for the scorpion, right side for a knowing and willing victim (rare, but they do exist) and hanging out the back like a tail for scorpion tails.

"Aaron thought that Tyson just wanted to buttfuck him, but he had no idea I was the tail in that scorpion."

by davethebrave371 October 9, 2009

Scorpion

Stimlulating the g-spot from behind whilst inserting your thumb into the anus.

Gary '' Victoria let me Scorpion her yesterday and she fucking loved it. ''
Jeremy '' Did you smell your thumb? ''
Gary '' who wouldn't. ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011