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schmoo

petname for a females most intimate bodypart
My schmoo is itching.
by denlilla May 29, 2008
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Schmoo

A pet name for someone you love or care for highly.
by Isla1208 June 30, 2020
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schmode

a penis where the head is larger than the shaft.
"You gotta see Dean's cock! It's so small and it's a fucking schmode!"
by hamnoidmcbaggins December 30, 2009
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Scemo

A person who is considered both scene/emo

You may be this person if you wear:Skinny Jeans
Tight Band t's
If you listen to screamo/PostHardcore/Trance bands no has ever heard of
Shop at HotTopic ALOT
Have facial piercings
dude that kid is so scemo...I wanna nomnomnom on his hair :3
by PurplePerson36 August 17, 2010
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schmoob

a term used to describe someone in an affectionate way...whether the person has been silly or is very dear to you. Schmoob is also known as (sweetheart).
Ahh bless you're such a schmoob
by *-* August 12, 2005
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ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.
"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."
by billybobboy December 6, 2019
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Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.
I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.
by GaLizZy January 5, 2020
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