butthole scissoring

A sexual act where two people rub their naked buttholes against each other's buttholes for pleasure.

I caught him butthole scissoring himself with a mirror!

by MexicanSeafood February 16, 2015

Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.

"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."

by Elipsis July 6, 2005

scissorgasm

(noun) an orgasm one has whilst scissoring

a portmanteau of "scissor" and "orgasm"

Lezbo 1(in the midst of scissoring): Holy shit, i love the way your clit rubs against my meat pocket!

Lezbo 2: Mmm, fuck yeah! Keep it up for me babe, Im close to having a scissorgasm.

Lezbo 1 (as she scissorasms): AHHHH!!! Fucking A, it feels so good!

14 Year Old Asian Boy: FAP FAP FAP!!!1!

by The Fap Master March 19, 2009

Scissor Blast

The act of colliding female genitalia together with extreme force. Similar in speed to finger blasting, yet executed with full bodies.

Nah uh! Look at that bro, those two chicks are scissor blasting each other!

by xEarlx August 3, 2012

scissor fight

New Hampshire band, that dress like rednecks. with zepplin riffs with songs like "granite state destroyer"
"Were survivalists, in the wilderness, our battle cry LIVE FREE OR DIE"

I got deaf from the scissor fight show

by alex June 4, 2004

safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006

meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006