Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

spilled the salt

The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.

Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"

by Razzy Revert January 20, 2017

salted over

Similar to "screwed over" but in a more disdainful respect.

She said she'd call me back in a minute, but after three hours I realized I'd been salted over.

by pretzelman May 15, 2004

dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.

Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!

by killer diller miller April 16, 2004

Pound Salt

A kind way of telling someone that they should get lost, go away, or simply to go fuck themselves.

Dammit Ben, go pound salt!

by Bow Tie February 19, 2011

brow salt

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands

The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.

by moldyoldies December 1, 2009

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013