Floor Sailing is the next submission to the Olympic Games Committee defined by the distance a person travels while tripping or slipping on a smooth, slick or slippery surface!
Dude if you had only practiced a little more you could have gotten a Gold Medal in “Floor Sailing“ for that record slide in class!!
by OneVisionVideo November 27, 2020
Get the Floor Sailingmug. "Dude, did you see Jenny in her new bikini at the pool?"
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
"Yeah man, I saw her while I was practicing my backstrokes. She had me Sail Boating."
by Sarpa May 25, 2016
Get the Sail Boatingmug. When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the sails and cervixmug. “Man, that marathon was such a pain I don’t think I trained enough!”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”
“Tell me about it! I was hoisting the sail the entire time.”
“Not surprised, you’re a dirty hoister.”
by SwagRK July 13, 2025
Get the Hoisting The Sailmug. Slang for suicide, or a suicide attempt. Similar to the slang associated word, "off, offed, offing".
by Nomicaluran December 23, 2023
Get the Sailmug. sail·ing
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
/ˈsāliNG/
The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.
by TheValGal November 12, 2023
Get the Sailingmug. A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013
Get the Wet Sailmug.