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Rusty Pinocchio

when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
by FRISCOSHAKAB*TCH May 19, 2010
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Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".
i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!
by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014
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rusty waffle

A vagina that has been stained orange and/or yellow from tobacco spit and nicotine.
That girl has slept with so many rednecks that she probably has a rusty waffle.
by WYTKOKSUKR May 11, 2014
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rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.
While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!
by Dickshadow September 6, 2014
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rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.
Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.
by Enderwaves April 13, 2015
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Rusty Bell

Performed in conjunction with a Rusty Sherman which is to put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. To perform the Rusty Bell, one then extracts their fecal covered bellend after a Rusty Sherman and rapidly swings their cock back and forth between their legs, like a bell, singing "Ding Dong" repeatedly.
Frank truly impressed the party goers at his housewarming party with a great spread of food and spirits. But nothing that evening surpassed the awe and excitement of the guests when Frank performed a Rusty Bell right after delighting everyone to a traditional Rusty Sherman.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
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Rusty Juggler

When a male forcefully shoves his balls in a females rectum, then pulls them out to then having the female juggle his balls with her tounge.
Girl I heard you do ass to mouth, but have you ever given a Rusty Juggler?
by The big CLap January 18, 2017
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