by Not hurst February 5, 2021
Get the The Hurst Rudder mug.When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder mug.The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.
4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."
4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."
by Little B Boy December 4, 2024
Get the Right Full Rudder mug.by DonnieT December 7, 2024
Get the sloppy rudder mug.Similar to a Dutch Rudder. The act of 2 males laying side by side, usually at a massage parlor, with a grip on each other’s penises while a third party, like a masseuse, moves the arms up and down until both participants ejaculate. Not a homosexual act since the effort is not made by those gripping the shafts.
Hey bro. I found $3 in my jacket pocket. Do you want to go to that massage place and get us a Korean Rudder after work?
by Moron8407726295030 July 2, 2025
Get the Korean Rudder mug.The practice of a woman peeing off the back of a moving boat. Vaginal lips providing a rudder like movement in the water.
by Meanswsu August 30, 2025
Get the Meat rudder mug.Having your step sibling complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the stepbro holds his own penis.
Stepbro gave Bunch a step Rudder, because they are two freaky Step siblings who like to try new things.
by IronMan2020! March 14, 2025
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