ronald macdonald

1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains

2) A penis
1) Ronald macdonald is the biggest friendliest meat clown around, come and play with him at macdonalds

2) Wow my meat clown was inspecting her beef curtains all night long
by The fondler March 30, 2007
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hey ronald

the act of positioning ones hand approximately 3 cm from another persons face while shouting vigourisly "hey ronald"
yo lets go hey ronald the fuck out of that weak freshman hoe!
by jiggabone j March 19, 2009
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Ronalds BigMac

When you and your girl decide to eat at Mcdonalds but then realize the both of you dont have enough cash so you swipe some ketchup packets from the counter and drag your girl to the restroom where you proceed to drizzle the ketchup on her pussy and eat her out like how'd you eat a big mac.
You:SHIT! We dont have enough for a meal!
Girl:How about Ronalds Bigmac?
You:Sure that would work too!
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Ronald Reagan

a sexual act where the man busts a nut on the female's face and keeps it there, allowing the cum to trickle down onto the floor.
by MajorGeneral November 23, 2020
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Ronald Reagan

Like Bush.

There is however a difference.

Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.

His presidency was a joke though.
Billy: "Is Bush or Ronald Reagan a better president"
Me: Ronny
by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006
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ronald reagan

Greatest American president to date who won a several landslide victories in the 80's. Reversed the Pacifistic actions of previous Democractic president Jimmy Carter and defeated Communism while staving off the "liberal left" who wanted vodka to become the world's favourite beverage.
Twenty years ago, on the afternoon of May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was struck by three bullets while being driven in a slow-moving convertible through St. Peter's Square, where 20,000 people had gathered to see the pontiff. Rushed to a hospital, the pope barely survived a six-hour operation. Two bystanders were also injured in the attack.

You see, two great people, the two, who crushed communism were supposed to die within 2 months.
And they both survived - to bring freedom to us (the Poles) and to the whole world.

A coincidence?
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Messy Ronald

When a guy has intercourse with a girl while she is menstruating and he pulls out and she blows him and then he wipes his dick off in her hair thus leaving her with red hair and a red ring around her mouth looking like a disheveled Ronald McDonald.
Once a month I like giving Emily a Messy Ronald.
by godfather_of_soul October 23, 2010
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