toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.

F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo

by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016

Sasquatch Rodeo

When you are smashing a chick doggy and notice she has a hairy ass crack (likely a polish chick) and when you are about to cum you reach down, grab a handful and yank causing her to buck in an attempt to hold on for 8 seconds.

My dude, I was smashing your sister last night and noticed she had a hairy ass crack so i gave her the sasquatch rodeo but only lasted 6 seconds.

by Tendercoot July 17, 2019

Squirrel Monkey Rodeo

An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).

I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!

I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!

by The Broodwich June 13, 2007

Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo

When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.

Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!

by Sjanellaaa July 9, 2010

Rodeo Hand

Experienced during or after sex, when one partner, having massaged his or her partners anus, must keep the dirty hand at a safe distance, from the sheets, the nose, and all body parts. The act of fucking while keeping the dirty hand at bay resembles a rodeo rider.

sometimes I forget to wash my rodeo hand after sex.

by girlskill December 19, 2008

ruben rodela

The act of watching a 'big boob orgy starring Kim Kardashian' while playing FIFA as an unknown male shoves a vibrator down one's penis.

Dude Plu can multi-task, he was able to perform a ruben rodela.

by Ready Rodela April 17, 2009

rodeo clown

Whilst taking a female from behind, you whisper something into her ear that enfuriates her, and makes her buck like a bull

eg. i was taking my girlfriend up the arse and then i pulled the rodeo clown, i whispered in her ear, "you sister was better", then she set off like a bronco, but i got the title i lasted 9.3 seconds. trust me i was holding on for my life!!

by jack drinky May 31, 2007