Robbery

Meaning: the act of diverting the interests of a desirable female away from a competing guido. Committing a robbery is considered a skill and may be done even to close friends.

“Vinny was making out with this girl, but as soon as he went to the bathroom I moved in and completed the robbery. It was awesome!”"

by banned85 January 21, 2011

Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.

Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.

by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016

Robbert

The gayest of all the robs, hit my mans up at (850)-716-6325 he is open to all relationships except heterosexual ones. Don’t forget he isn’t open after 9pm, that is his bedtime.

Some guys come cheap but Robbert comes cheaper at only $19.99.

by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019

robber crab

when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.

God, coxy is such a robber crab

by Rob Martin July 20, 2008

Rascal Robber

A young woman with a lust for older men. AKA the other side of "cradle snatcher" and a reference to Rascal scooters.

Wherever there's a silver fox, a rascal robber is close behind.

by GloryGe September 18, 2009

Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013

highway robbery

Extortion, extracting value from legitimate business transactions/operations while providing little to no value, simply because you can. Doesn't come from modern highways, comes from 'highwaymen' who would threaten travellers and merchants on 'highways' (any kind of road up until the 19th century) and demand payment for use of the road, even though it was not theirs to demand a toll on.

These mafia-type guys came to my store and demanded payment for 'protection', it's highway robbery.
My rent is highway robbery, it's gone up way too much and the landlord is threatening to kick me out otherwise.

by jimbobfrites June 15, 2021