riley 

blonde dumb bitch. she skinny asf but doesn’t think she is, yet she still feels the need to remind everyone that she’s a size 00. kinda really tone deaf but no one stops her when she sings cos it’s funny. kinda loud kinda fake kinda can’t think for herself.

“who is singing i’m going to rip out my ears!”

“oh that’s just riley, don’t say anything or she’ll cry”

riley by trickassbxtch June 8, 2019

Riley 

A "Riley" is an extremely lazy worker. Generally, this individual is constantly smoking marijuana cigarettes, and attempts to claim superior work ethics to his fellow workers.

Get back to work, Riley

Riley by Clement September 19, 2005

Riley 

Riley is a smart and independent male. But he is a piece of shit that is too shy to do anything. A fucking retard is what I am and I have lots of ‘friends’. I’m in love but I know that the person that I’m in love with will never love a fucking piece of shit like me. I’m writing this because this is the only way to express my feelings. I hate my life

Riley is a fucking piece of shit that will never know da wae.

Riley by RD3012007 July 23, 2018

Riley 

Riley isn’t that bad of a person. She laughs to much. Looks like a dyke, but isn’t. She pretty much wears the same clothes everyday. She’s severely depressed and anxious but pretends she isn’t. Besides those things she’s very caring even though no one cares about her.

“Why does Riley even leave her house? No one wants to look at her.”

Riley by Ripley892 March 10, 2019

Riley 

A ugly ass motherfucker that is weak as fuck and his nose is the shape of a fat penis. Not even one girl isn’t attractive to him because of his dick nose that grows and grows all the way to his forehead. He is an asshole and he does not give a fuck about your feelings

Wow look at Riley
Riley has a small dick!!!

Riley by # The slick Asian man June 7, 2018

Riley 

a total and complete bitch. backstabber. liar. and wayyyy desperate

That liar is a Riley

Riley by Dehlia Drecook June 20, 2008

Riley 

Two steps behind homosapiens in the evolutionary chain. A mouth-breathing moron, lacking in ordinary social ettiquate, and having below average intelligence. Often seen staring blankly at inanimate objects and drooling.

In midieval times they were called "Hoggs-feed", because they were slaughtered and fed to livestock.

Did you seen that idiot? He was such a "Riley".

Riley by Snotty Nosed Bandit July 23, 2008